Wednesday, June 22, 2011

New games to play!

Back to bloogosphere, back to my own little reality!

I have created a new game we shall call it Smellevator!

Everytime you walk into a Elevator your goal is to identify all odors present. I know it sounds gross and it is but I get bored on the elevator as I journey from the 2nd floor to the 3rd floor and need to entertain myself.

Other games still in the testing process:

Derail the Train: Objective of the game is If you find yourself walking in the middle of a large crowd to stop abruptly and see how many people run into your back. In order to be classified as a Derailment a minimum of three people must crash into you at the same time.

Back Up: When standing in a crowded area begin to slowly back up and see and how many people you can get to move out of the way. If you can successfuly make it through the crowd without running into anyone you will have achieved Ninja status in back up.

Blair Witch Winning: Objective to stand for five minutes with your nose in the corner, hands behind your back, of a busy common area without having someone ask you what you are doing.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Oh the Return has been painful!

I challenge thee!


For the rest of the weekend I challenge you to respond to all initial questions or statements such as "Hey" or “Question?” with the most random answer possible!

Examples:

Woman: "Question?"
Man: Only on Tuesday but not since Godzilla took over

Man: Can I ask you question?
Man: It was purple but it chaffed so I stopped wearing it

Woman: Hey
Woman: Nope but if it was up to me Abe Lincoln would be played by Conan O'Brien