Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Why Violence should be accepted...

... as a solution for any situation involving one person thinking they are right, and they other disagreeing. This could include but is not limited to deciding where to eat, what TV show to watch, what movie to see, whether Star Wars or Star Trek is the greatest Sci- Fi series of all times, who's hotter Kelly Bundy from season one of "Married With Children" or Kelly Bundy from the final season of "Married With Children", who was the prettiest castaway on "Gilligans Island", Less Filling or Tastes Great, New Coke or Coca Cola Classic, Does Diet Dr Pepper really taste like real Dr Pepper, and so on and so on... these conversations seem never ending and that's because people are allowed to believe they are right without any repercussions for their idiocy, see if two people disagree they should be allowed to beat each other until there is a winner, and once one person is knocked out or verbally admits they were wrong the subject may never be brought up again and the winner shall be listed as RIGHT in the journals of history, and these decision will not be contestable in court. If death occurs during confrontation said dead guy will be held liable for his own actions because if he had been right in the first place he wouldn't have lost so it was his own stupidity that caused his death.

Now I know some of you may think this is not a good idea but that tells me you are wrong a lot!

Number of the Day: 4,567,890
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Word of the Day: booboisie \boob-wah-ZEE\, noun:A class of people regarded as stupid or foolish.

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