So there I was bloggin away in my super secret blog, that only I know about and I had a realization!
I love my super secret blog! Did you know that in my super secret blog I could talk about you and you would never know it.
I could call you names and talk about your mom. I could say how your dad flirts with me and I'm a guy, can we say strange.
Can I say I feel oddly uncomfortable around you because you tend to smell like Puppy Chow and wet Rabbit. Yes I can because its MY super secret blog that YOU will never read.
I could talk about all the horrible things I've done to you in my imagination, things that involve a 1957 Studebaker brake light, a goat, a bottle of Deja Blue water, finger clippers, and of course duct tape!
I could write about what I am thinking right and you wouldn't like what I am thinking right now.
Of course you will never know these things, you wont even know if they are about you or you or you! They could be about you or another you a totally different you that you don't know about!
OK so here's the sad part someone is going to read this and they are actually going to think that I am talking about them. they are going to that my life revolves around them and that I have nothing better to do that write bad things about them in my super secret blog that they will never know about! And that person my friends is very vain!
Of course they could be right too!
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2 comments:
this makes me think of that stupid carly simon song, only we would modify the words just a little bit, "you're so vain, you probably think this blog is about you, don't you, don't you..."
between this entry and the previous one i feel i must tell you, i think you could be a ghostwriter for dr. seuss books.
You make me laugh so hard!
I wish I had just an ounce of the creativity that is going on in your brain!
Glad you're finally blogging again!
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