The joys of Spandex

This goes out to all those poeplea who decide it would be a good idea to wear their workout clothes in public.

First and foremost please remember the following rules
Rule number 1 of spandex just because it comes in your size doesnt mean you should wear it.

Rule number 2 if it doesnt come in your size that doesnt mean you should buy the smaller size because it stretches.

Rule number 3 - Please remember that if at any point you plan on sweating while wearing your yellow spandex to please wear the appropriate undergarments. A black thong is not listed in the "appropriate"
catagory in this situation. Please note rules 1 and 2 apply to black thongs as well.

Rule number 4 - For the sake of small impressionable children and any adult who is not blind, please do not wear an old white sports bra with said spandex and pretend like its a work out top.

Rule number 5 - And this one is probably the most important one of all, for the love of Pete you should never ever ever ever ever evere ever ever bend over at your waist to pick up something on the bottom shelf while wearing the above attire. I believe it breaks one of the Ten Commandments -
Thou shalt not commit murder, because everyone within line of sight wished they were not alive to view that.

So I want to end with an apology to everyone that had to endure my outfit yesterday it really was a bad choice!
And your welcome for the visual!