Sunday, November 9, 2008

A new day dawns!

The following occurred bewteen the minutes of 6:59Am and 7:00A

I got to the front I paid for the glue and I left.

I know its anticlimactic but its time to move on to bigger and better things!

So tomorrow I'll tell you about the time I was kidnapped by a group of kool- aid drinking, alien worshipping, skin heads who used me as bait for some weird extraterestial being named Milton that never showed up. I never knew that a cell phone, two nine volt batteries, a pair of house slippers, and a nerf gun could be used in a such a weird way!

2 comments:

Jenn said...

How do you come up with this stuff?!!! You are so funny!

Anonymous said...

Your blog is hilarious--- thanks for stopping by mine, by the way.

I have to start writing really late at night, too-- maybe I can come up with some crazy stuff, too!